How to go to Mylapore by Train

Mylapore is one place where all forms of Transport are accessible. Train, Bus .. even Boat/Shop is viable as the shore is near.

Mylapore Railway station also has escalator. If you want to use the Escalator don't take the entry in front of the station instead take the route on left of the station - you can ask for Rail Bhavan behind the Station from where you can take the escalator to the top. There are also couple of pay and use toilets ... not so bad near the Reservation counter

This could easily become a railway station like a London tube if the NRI and IT Ambis around this area think on developing this.

Chennai - Good Railway Station for Film Shooting

Train stations are ubiquitous in Films. Many romances, fights and friendship happen here.

Even in one short film (Letters - a Tamil Short Film) made by V.K. Kannan (+91 93624 08984), train plays a major part of the time


The following shots are taken from Tirisulam Railway Station (opp to Airport)

Willys Jeep in Chennai

Willys Jeep is always a priced collection. Here is one such in Chennai .. left hand drive with Gun Rack, a nice Diesel box, Hammer and other Weapons intact

These pics were taken from my mobile during night .. will post a better pic next time

Weird Photos - Funny Photos - Vegetable

Future of Microsoft .NET Developers at Stake?

Everyone agrees that the businesses where Microsoft was a monopoly not long time before is slowly taken over by other corporations.

The advent of iPAD and its acceptance in corporate world as a possible replacement for Laptop has hit Microsoft hard.

Where is Microsoft Moving then . It is going to release Windows 8 - for Tablet PCs. What Microsoft Developers have to do - Develop Apps in Windows 8 using HTML5 and JavaScript. Why not ASP.NET / SilverLight.

That is where most Microsoft Developers feel betrayed by the Software Giant. They have to compete with a well-experienced group of OpenSource developers.

So where to go .. switch to OpenSource? Hmm .. not really .. if you can move to anyone of the following

a. Dynamics CRM
b. SQL SERVER
c. System Management
d. Sharepoint
e. Microsoft Office

Orthodox and Protestant Church Rivalry spills over to Kudankulam

The century long rivalry between different sects of Christianity has got a new testing field - Kudankulam, Tamil Nadu, India

This is where one of India's most prestigious nuclear reactor is built with the help of Russian (Orthodox Christians). The project was about to complete and the power generation was about to start and then came the nemesis in the form of Church!

A group of Protestant Churches formed a cartel under the banner of a protest movement is now funding heavily for a relay fast citing dangers in case of disaster.

Though the Prime Minister has stood by the Nuclear Authorities will be really helpless in this War between Christian Sects!

The referee here will be the super prime minsiter of India  - Smt Sonia Gandhi. All depends on how the Roman Catholic woman will take side.

The next Gen IT CEO

Who will lead the Global IT Industry after Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

Tips from Sivaji Ganesan for professionals going Onsite

After two decades of studies in school, college and what not and years of squeezing and screaming in companies finally you got the chance - to travel to US, Europe, Middle East .. leaving India. Yeeek! you got to go Onsite right!

Here is what Chevalier Sivaji Ganesan's advise to you. Get into shoes of Kamal Hassan and listen before you leave



Wish you a Happy and Safe Journey

Rest assured that there are billions of Indians to take care of your friends and family back home

Funny Name Board in Restaurant

Kalaignar Joke - Kooda Natpu

Kooda Natpu Kedai Mudiyum - Kalaignar Karunanidhi

Koodum Natpu Kulandaiyil Mudiyum - Ilaignar Illayanidhi

M.K Azhagiri and Kungampoo Bonda

Rajinikanth Health is Improving - Rajini is not Dead

What Disease RajiniKanth Has?

Though the rumors are thick that Rajinikanth has Lung Cancer and in 'serious' condition, the Hospital sources maintain that he is recovering fast and treated for Viral Fever and Gastro-intestinal problem, leaving the speculators talk about the 'Liver' condition.

Which hospital is Rajinkanth admitted?

Rajini is admitted to Ramachandra College Hospital, Porur

Is Rajinikanth travelling to USA for treatment?

No. US Visa is processed though

Osama Bin Laden - Shot Dead near Pakistan Capital

OSamaThe world’s most-wanted terrorist, Osama bin Laden, has been killed, US President Barack Obama announced late on Sunday in an address to the nation from the White House.

Osama Dead Body is in US Possession and the funeral will be according to Islamic Rights

Earlier, the Associated Press had quoted an anonymous source as saying that the mastermind of the September 11 attacks was dead and the US had possession of his body.

“Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden – the leader of Al-Qaeda and a terrorist who is responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women and children,” Obama said in his address.

“Over the last ten years… we’ve disrupted terrorist attacks and strengthened our homeland defense. In Afghanistan, we removed the Taliban government which had given bin Laden and Al-Qaeda safe haven and support, and around the globe we worked with our friends and allies to capture or kill scores of Al-Qaeda terrorists, including several who were a part of the 9/11 plot. Yet, Osama bin Laden avoided capture and escaped to cross the Afghan border into Pakistan,” the US president continued.

Tomato like chicken

Tomato like chicken

Tomato like chicken

Batchalors - Because the stay in Batches

Funny Captions

Domestic Flight Checkin Timings - revised in India

What is maximum time limit for Check-in at Indian Domestic Temninals

As per the latest Government Guidelines, check-in counters at domestic terminals across India will now close 45 minutes before flight departure.

We request you to kindly make a note of this Government Guideline and plan your commute to the airport accordingly.

Jokes from Email

 

 

Dad to Tintu mon:

When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.

TintuMon 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle
full of girls.
God: Bless u!
Today Tintu Mon is the bus conductor of a Girls College .


Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?


Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of
Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…  

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and
tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you
up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tinumon finished.


Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
prof:wat will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
tintumon:"BANANA"  


·         PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"



Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night.
Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumonrefused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon: Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"
Tintumon: I am a Stupid!!!




PROFESSOR  
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"



PTA Meeting  
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !




Techy Tintumon  

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!  

 

An IT professional's Appointment with Vet

 Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself
treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,
see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk
like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:

I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you an engineer?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me
in the begining itself that you are are an engineer. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

An Appeal to Stop Arab Sex Tourism

There is a big network which operates in Hyderabad for 'selling' the poor Muslim girls to Arab Sheiks in the name of Nikkah

Say 'No' to marriage with Sheikhs

The entire process is well organized in Hyderabad and it is well entrenched in society. The needs and helplessness of the poor parents are known to the locals and middle men who make contact with parents and exploit them. The Sheikhs who arrive in the city stay in local hotels and hunt for girls and soon are contacted by the middle men and a deal is struck. Most of the time a paltry sum is paid to the parents and Nikkah is arranged. The Kazi (The Muslim priest) conducts the marriage and documents are prepared. Many times the girl’s age is altered as some of them are minors and fake documents showing legal/acceptable age are prepared. Thus they try to escape when given Police complaint.

Parents are happy that the girl is married off to a wealthy sheikh but tragedy awaits them soon. The old Sheikh fit to be a father or grand father to the girl consummates the marriage in some hotel and satisfies his lust. It is also not known how many of these old crooks from Arab lands suffer from HIV and other venereal ailments. In the darkness of night they probably pass on the ailments to the unsuspecting brides. There are instances when girls below 13 years are married off to Sheikhs as old as 70 years. However on documents age is shown correct as per provisions. Tragedy unveils on the families when they find that the Sheikh has disappeared all of a sudden leaving the girl to winds. In a recent case that came to light, an impoverished Muslim family married off their daughter to an Arab Sheikh for a meager amount of Rs. 5000 ( US $100), offered through a broker.

 Sadly seven out of eight MLAs from the old city are from Majlis-e Ittihad al-Muslimin (MIM)
The MP, Asaduddin_Owaisii is the most educated among the community and a darling of media. None of these people's representatives have taken any step in stopping this crime. Sheiks fly in and fly-out of the country ruining young Indian women

Octopus PeaL (aka PL) earns I.T Professionals Wrath

Octopus PeaL (aka PL) has earned thr wrath of  I.T Professionals by selecting the Offshore Box, which shuts the doors for professionals travelling to onsite.

Octopus Astrology for IT Professionals

Needless to say the Octopus has been given enough security at Office