BALLAYYA RESUME
Name: Balakrishna (alias Balayya)
AIM : To make the audience run away from theaters
Experience: 30 years industry
Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
side role- 1979(14 flops)
Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops)
Skills: moving trains (Palnati brahmanaidu), climbing Mt. Everest
(Vijayendra varma), shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu),
playing with current (Okka magadu), etc.
Expectations: min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: world records in flops
Role Model: Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu.
Project Details--
1. Bike riding on ground and in air
2. Climbing any mountain with hands
3. Pulling chair front and sending train back with hand signals
Leadership skills--
Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle.
Special Attraction--
1.hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam)
2.having laser eye (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha)
3.senseless talking in functions, interviews
Conclusion:
Balayya went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".
The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped Balayya and said,
"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ".
