XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed..................................5 more mins passes by.
Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With a heavy heart I am making the announcement that for many of you this will be the last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% of employees.
While moving in, who-so-ever's ID card won't work are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow.
We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.
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